So, while I was at work today, I found out via Tumblr that Moose ate Jools’ headphones. Moose would like to apologize for his behavior.


Sorry for being such an asshole! Sometimes when I’m having fun I get carried away and forget that you lowly humans have feelings.  I still love you despite that weakness. I got you some new headphones and I promise that I will attempt to try to not eat them. My pet human made some brownies (they’re in the kitchen) and said that I could give you some. For penance, I am dressed as a banana. Again, I’m sorry for my behavior, & I hope that you are still willing to occasionally scratch my butt.  I love you!
Love,
Sir Moose, the cat

So, while I was at work today, I found out via Tumblr that Moose ate Jools’ headphones. Moose would like to apologize for his behavior.

Sorry for being such an asshole! Sometimes when I’m having fun I get carried away and forget that you lowly humans have feelings.  I still love you despite that weakness. I got you some new headphones and I promise that I will attempt to try to not eat them. My pet human made some brownies (they’re in the kitchen) and said that I could give you some. For penance, I am dressed as a banana. Again, I’m sorry for my behavior, & I hope that you are still willing to occasionally scratch my butt.  I love you!

Love,

Sir Moose, the cat

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